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Weak 8th
The Omen
The OG &
'90s tv quality in effect
Weak7
In the mouth of madness
'90s tv quality in effect remaster coming soooon!
Weak 66 (double Feature)
Happy thanksgiving spooky pals!
Enjoy this double feature and thank you to darcy for the remaster!
Children of the corn 2
'90s tv Corn in effect
Body armor/
the protector
remastered to remove the corn
^^click hare if you dare
Weak Five
Buffy The Vampire Slayer - '90s Tv quality in full effect
Buffy Drive-in totals
12 dead bodies
1 dead fly
Multiple heart-staking
Neck-biting
Fingernail chewing
Weenie-slicing
8 Zombies
Nose-punching
Arm-ripping
Cat-snacking
1 Vampire brawl
Flaming face
Flagpole through the gizzards
2 Motor vehicle chases, w/ crashes
Gratuitous cheerleader practice, with Funky Chicken
Kung Fu
Bimbo Fu
Electrocution Fu
Want to read Weak 4's Joe Bob Rant instead? Click here for an ANGELFIRE.COM transcript!
Weak Four
Big Trouble in Little China - '90s TV Quality in Full Effect
Drive-In Totals
57 dead bodies
one kidnapping
4 motor vehicle chases
one wheelchair chases
two slavery rings
one machine-gun massacre
one machete battle
multiple blue finger-flame
One Zombified Levitating 2,000 Year Old Man with Really Bad Fingernails
Exploding Building
Exploding Temple
Knife to the Forehead
One Ocean of Chained Skeletons
One Palace of Golden Buddhas
Poison Gas
Nine Kung Fu Scenes
Weak Three
The Chaff (scroll for meat)
Joe Bob on Cle WEWS!
The Meat
Joe Bob Briggs Dead in Concert (1985)
First performed in Cleveland
Weak Two
Halloween 3***
Season of the Witch
***not the shitty new one
Drive In Totals
9 dead bodies
15 zombies
2 breasts
Little zombie kick boxing
Exploding car
Fingers through the eye ball
Drunk gets head ripped off
Lasered fat woman
Hands roll
Arms roll
Heads roll
Weak One
They Live with Rowdy Roddy Piper, the maniac, himself
Drive In Totals
2 breasts
64 dead bodies
Yuppies from outer space
Exploding TV Studio
Most Hellacious Two-Man Brawl Ever Put on Film
National Guard Fu
Garbage Truck Fu
Meg Foster Fu
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